A Dirty Cat / 色貓

　　He should be aptly called an "old pervert". Talking about Oscar, a British cat owned by Peter and Birgitt Weismantel. Having some real dirty thoughts in mind, this 13-year-old cat steal underwear from neighbours houses every day.

　　Ever since Mr.& Mrs. Weismantel adopted Oscar at Christmas of 2009, things have gone wrong just the way the movie Orphan did: they soon realised their "adopted child" was not as normal as they had thought - when they saw him brought home somethings like underwear rather than mice.

　　The couple then tracked and discovered that those items was brought from their neighbours' houses. They finally called the police - not to take Oscar away - but to prevent neighbours from thinking that there is a pervert on the loose (though there really is).

　　So far Oscar has brought back about 70 goods including socks, woman's knickers, kids' pants and etc. And much would have more. It seems that more and more underwear would come and come and come.

　　名副其實的「糟老頭」。居於英國的魏斯曼德夫婦二人育有一頭的貓，名叫奧斯卡。這頭年過十三歲的老貓異常糟糕，每天跑到鄰家偷內褲。

　　魏斯曼德夫婦於2009年的聖誕節收養奧斯卡，往後情節卻直如電影《孤疑》那樣鋪排：夫婦很快就發現「養子」有所不妥　　奧斯卡不捉老鼠，只偷內褲。

　　後來夫婦二人查明東西乃從鄰居家偷來的。他們不住報警　　並非要逮捕奧斯卡　　只是怕鄰居以為有無法無天的內褲大盜，惹人誤會(雖然事實上真有一隻)。

　　至今這貓勝利品超過七十多件，其中有臭襪、女裝短褲以至童裝內褲等。不過牠食髓知味，內褲還陸續有來。